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Dec. 18th, 2010


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What Is Politics (Humorous)

{Whether Democrat or Republican, you should get a kick out of this!}


A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'

Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

I am the head of the family , so call me The President.



Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the
Government.



We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you
the People.




The nanny, we will consider her the
Working Class.



And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.



Now think about that and see if it makes sense.

'

So the little boy Goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.



Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.



He finds that the baby has severely
soiled his diaper.



So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother asleep.


Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.


He gives up and goes back to bed.



The next morning, the little boy says to his father, ' Dad , I think I understand the concept of politics now.

'

The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.

'

The little boy replies,
'The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep.


The People are being ignored and the
Future is in deep shit.

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Antibiotic 'Cerebral Palsy Link'



A study has linked a small number of cases of cerebral palsy to antibiotics given to women in premature labour.
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Ugly Bug Ball

BANK ACCOUNT

A 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud man, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o'clock, with his hair fashionably combed and shaved perfectly, even though he is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today. His wife of 70 years recently passed away, making the move necessary.

After many hours of waiting patiently in the lobby of the nursing home, he smiled sweetly when told his room was ready.
As he maneuvered his walker to the elevator, I provided a visual description of his tiny room, including the eyelet sheets that had been hung on his window.

'I love it,' he stated with the enthusiasm of an eight-year-old having just been presented with a new puppy.
'Mr. Jones, you haven't seen the room; just wait.' 'That doesn't have anything to do with it,' he replied. 'Happiness is something you decide on ahead of time. Whether I like my room or not doesn't depend on how the furniture is arranged, it's how I arrange my mind. I already decided to love it. 'It's a decision I make every morning when I wake up. I have a choice; I can spend the day in bed recounting the difficulty I have with the parts of my body that no longer work, or get out of bed and be thankful for the ones that do.

Each day is a gift, and as long as my eyes open, I'll focus on the new day and all the happy memories I've stored away. Just for this time in my life.

Old age is like a bank account. You withdraw from what you've put in.

So, my advice to you would be to deposit a lot of happiness in the bank account of memories!

Remember the five simple rules to be
happy:


1. Free your heart from hatred.
2. Free your mind from worries.
3. Live simply.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less.

OPEN HOUSE

This thursday, June 12, 2008 the HOLLYWOOD FILM & ACTING ACADEMY is Hosting an OPEN HOUSE to introduce our beautiful location and great instructors. Come and enjoy refreshments on us as we explain how you can film and act in a feature length film.



We will also give dates and other information for our special workshops on Final Cut Pro editing and HD Cinematography! Tell your FRIENDS!!!

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